"Tor need gig. Call Tinseltown friends."	"Work for Tor?"	"Not these days. Things are so bad I'm even making another Die Hard."	"Tor call other friends now. Bye bye."
MUCH LATER...	"Tor think jobs scarce. Call wet shower fella."	"Hello! Gig for Tor?"	"Want a walk-on in a fifth-rate commmunity theater production?"
"Tor think for minute. What pay for walk-on?"	"Bad coffee and worse meatballs."	"Tor like meatballs!"	ALSO VISIT: Phone Sex Tor Telemarketer Tor Movie Date Tor Breakfast Tor Hit Man Tor Free Dessert Tor Mobius Strip Tor

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